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| This is an Android we can believe in... |
- You use a magic Quadrant to comparison shop.
- You refer to the wait staff as customer responsive service interfaces.
- You don't understand any longer how a Cloud could produce rain.
- You're confused between Socialism and Social networks.
- You wish you were working on the Skynet project.
- You refer to your kids as 2.0, 3.0 and talk about your family as the long-term release strategy.
- You don't think Cheetah's are Agile because they don't sprint all the time.
- You refer to politics as "run-time governance."
- You watch reruns of the Matrix and still think it's cutting edge (the sequels don't count).
- You're seriously contemplating creating a cyborg using a 3D printer.
- You can relate to Watson on a personal level.
- You're waiting for the local haunted house to add the solution release triage room.
- You are beginning to think Larry Ellison makes sense.
- You remember the good ole days when an Android looked like Yul Brnner.
- You code comment your Christmas cards.
- All your friends are now recruiters.
- You count calories in megabytes.
- You'd like to outsource your relatives (just for a little while).
- Your idea of a romantic line is "stroke my touchscreen."
- You'd like to vote for the Program Manager and Chief in the next election but are confused why the office is not on the ballot.
- You start referring to talking as wireless communication.
- You still think the 1996 Mac guy versus PC guy ad is cool.
- You determine what to cook for dinner using an analysis of alternatives.
- You think Strings are composed of letters instead of twine.
- You are beginning to realize that life is merely a digital experience.
- You remember Big Data being 64k.
Copyright 2013, Stephen Lahanas
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